Zombies Ate Darcy. The End.

I have it. It is in my hands.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith

For good reason, gentle reader, I will not be posting at length today. There are useful skills to be learned from the zombie-repelling Bennett girls. I must study.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in posession of brains must be in want of more brains.